April 30, 200916 yr The look on the sheriffs face in the second video is priceless. I highly doubt you'll find these guys walking around Lower Price Hill on a Friday night, though
April 30, 200916 yr I highly doubt you'll find these guys walking around Lower Price Hill on a Friday night, though Sure...but you will find them running across the street to the plaza in front of the Chiquita Building on 5th Street...or on a nondescript balcony/fire escape thing.
April 30, 200916 yr ^^Yeah, I showed a clip to my co-worker a few days ago and he burst out laughing when he heard the guy's voice. "This is supposed to be intimidating???"
April 30, 200916 yr I've never seen them, but my friend has seen the Shadow Hare several times. He has a myspace page, and his occupation is listed as "super hero." The guy isn't big. I hope he doesn't get hurt.
April 30, 200916 yr I like this guy. I mean, I don't think anyone expects him to really catch criminals, but if he wants to hand out sandwiches to homeless people and help old people cross the street, more power to him. Does he just patrol downtown or does he go further out into the communities?
April 30, 200916 yr This is a hot mess. Grown ass folks runnin' around in (ill fit) underoos and a cape!
April 30, 200916 yr You know how we do it - in da 'Nati. and I'd appreciate it if you keep in da 'na(s)ti!
April 30, 200916 yr Just another example of the depths that Channel 5 will stoop for ratings. When they aren't producing negative and anti-downtown reports, they are exploiting the mentally ill. As amusing as it is on the surface, this guy has admitted serious mental issues that led to this new persona and encouraging the "super hero" behavior is going to get him seriously hurt. "Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago." - Warren Buffett
April 30, 200916 yr Just another example of the depths that Channel 5 will stoop for ratings. When they aren't producing negative and anti-downtown reports, they are exploiting the mentally ill. As amusing as it is on the surface, this guy has admitted serious mental issues that led to this new persona and encouraging the "super hero" behavior is going to get him seriously hurt. Looks like Cincinnatus, Sherman, Edale & Rando have been outed!
April 30, 200916 yr I was going to put it at: Randy, SoItGoes and Greg. But they would fuss over the costumes and makeup!
April 30, 200916 yr I was going to put it at: Randy, SoItGoes and Greg. But they would fuss over the costumes and makeup! LMAO!!!
April 30, 200916 yr I'm sooo scared! ;) Now that I look at the picture and the video. Randy is sort of shaped like the guy in the lime green spandex. Hummmmmmmm
April 30, 200916 yr Well, bless their hearts.... I suppose having villains die of laughter is one way to fight crime.
April 30, 200916 yr I think Sherman has some odd fixation on atlas, so it goes and myself. I guess that's the way it goes when you become frustrated about wanting what you can't have.
April 30, 200916 yr I'll give the Shadow Hare credit for one thing: The Dean™ of Cincinnati is probably kicking himself for not thinking of the idea first.
May 1, 200916 yr Just another example of the depths that Channel 5 will stoop for ratings. When they aren't producing negative and anti-downtown reports, they are exploiting the mentally ill. As amusing as it is on the surface, this guy has admitted serious mental issues that led to this new persona and encouraging the "super hero" behavior is going to get him seriously hurt. Looks like Cincinnatus, Sherman, Edale & Rando have been outed! Leave me out of this! I don't want to be associated with these tools in any way, shape, or form!
May 1, 200916 yr I think Sherman has some odd fixation on atlas, so it goes and myself. I guess that's the way it goes when you become frustrated about wanting what you can't have. Leave me out of this! I don't want to be associated with these tools in any way, shape, or form! I told yall not to sleep on Sherman. He's the biggest freak on UO!
May 1, 200916 yr Whoa. Biggest "freak"? Let me get out my latex outfit and come fight crime down in your part of the woods!
May 1, 200916 yr Whoa. Biggest "freak"? Let me get out my latex outfit and come fight crime down in your part of the woods! Thanks but no thanks sweetie! We've already got a "flasher" (he better not flash me) and ProkNo5 on the way. Shaker Square can only handle so many freaks at a time, before you people become over expose, so to speak! And yes you're a freak. You're an only child momma's boy! I know you're a DL freak! It's probably "on and poppin'" up in your crib after sundown! :wink2:
May 1, 200916 yr I use to run around akron in my tight spidy draws with a sheet on my back so I know how these guys feel.. Its all fun and games till you fall on your face or a female comes by who tickles your fancy!
May 1, 200916 yr I use to run around akron in my tight spidy draws with a sheet on my back so I know how these guys feel.. Its all fun and games till you fall on your face or a female comes by who tickles your fancy!
May 1, 200916 yr Just another example of the depths that Channel 5 will stoop for ratings. When they aren't producing negative and anti-downtown reports, they are exploiting the mentally ill. As amusing as it is on the surface, this guy has admitted serious mental issues that led to this new persona and encouraging the "super hero" behavior is going to get him seriously hurt. Looks like Cincinnatus, Sherman, Edale & Rando have been outed! Leave me out of this! I don't want to be associated with these tools in any way, shape, or form! To clarify, I was calling the "super heroes" tools, not anyone on UO.
May 1, 200916 yr I wonder if Shadow Hare & Company plan to use Union Terminal as their Hall of Justice?
May 1, 200916 yr I wonder if Shadow Hare & Company plan to use Union Terminal as their Hall of Justice? child, they should be in the hall of shame!
May 1, 200916 yr Everyone wants to live out their childhood dreams I guess. Now which one is you? :? Here he is ... this is from a recent forum meet:
May 1, 200916 yr Everyone wants to live out their childhood dreams I guess. Now which one is you? :? Here he is ... this is from a recent forum meet: Oh lawd. Give me the strength to finish the day!
May 1, 200916 yr In the criminal justice system of Cincinnati, the people are represented by three seperate but equally important groups, Chief Striker who investigates crime, Joe Deters who prosecutes the offenders, and the goddamn Shadow Hare. These are their stories.
May 1, 200916 yr ^ LOL Well folks, we've got another thread destroyed by MTS. I think a week off should do the trick.
May 4, 200916 yr Jason Haap has announced that he wants to debate Shadow Hare. But The Phony Coney wants Haap to step aside and return Chris Smitherman's favor: http://thephonyconey.blogspot.com/2009/05/smitherman-vs-shadow-hare.html
May 4, 200916 yr ^ I think this comment that someone posted on The Beacon sums it up pretty well: Wow. I’m not sure how you plan to get elected to public [office] when you’re making fun of 21 year-old guys. He may be a dork, and he may not be your constituent, but the guy is helping people. Regardless, making fun of people isn’t going to get you votes in the election. So please, by all means, keep it up.
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