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No way!!! Ultimate Men's Magazine (UMM) Cincinnati

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Check this out...

 

There is a new magazine that you can find on almost every street corner in downtown Cincinnati. It appears to be an "MAXIMUM Cincinnati style" magazine. The girls/models are residents from Cincy. The magazine's can be found in the new pink newspaper stands that you'll find next to Citybeat and the like.

 

 

http://ummag.com/

 

 

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Damn! What part Cincy are they living in. These aren't the good catholic girls from Seton and Mercy. Unless they have gone bad . . .

It's funny, because you wont find any magazines in any of the stands??? They are going like hotcakes!

neat concept. regardless of content, i'm a sucker for well put together local magazines

Bridges and Chicks, this is the best mag. ever. ;-)

Wow!  My day just got a whole lot better!

Wow! My keyboard just got alot stickier!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sorry, I had to do it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

kidding of course  :mrgreen:

Damn, she looks like she is freezing!

i am more inspired to wander around cincinnati more now

These are the kind of women you find in the office buildings in blue ash, they are just not showing much skin. ;)

>>good catholic girls from Seton and Mercy. Unless they have gone bad . . .

 

^Those places are notorious.  Come on.

sorry, I had to do it.

You mean had to make the joke, or had to do what you were making the joke about? :wink:

^please don't answer that!

Wow! They even give contact info!  So, who wants to e-mail her and ask her detailed questions about the bridge?

Ask her how thick the rod she is holding is.

When I first saw that pic, I thought, "they can't start painting that bridge soon enough". ;-)

^Yep, I think gold does look good on the bridge myself.

I'm glad that you can now see all of my X's  :cool2:

I AM IN LOVE!

 

Cincy-Rise, thanks for the link.  I am going to subscribe!

 

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So I guess this thing is causing all kinds of controversy.  Imagine that, huh.

 

Channel 5's been airing stuff that last couple of nights about "how this could be picked up by your kids".  Imagine the horror!  People are even talking about legal action.  One informed citizen even thought they should find the person who was putting this out and throw him out of the city.

 

I picked up a copy yesterday.  I don't see what the big deal is.  Yeah, it's free.  But a 12-year-old could legally walk into a bookstore and buy a copy of Maxim, can't they?

 

Besides, most 12 or 14 year old boys already have at least one porno mag stashed away.  (Or maybe that was just me.)

 

Bullshit. I am not saying the parents don't have the right to restrict their kids from doing certain things, but seriously, does anyone read CNET news besides me? There have story after story about the porn industry getting ready for the internet high-speed cell phone market.

WTF if it's no nudity in it. It's not a DAYMN thin they can do about it.  I would counter sue and have them pay for alll the lawyers when they lose.

How much farther does it go than the pics posted here? Its no worse than the beach, and I am pretty conservative on this issue.

  Come on guys, you had to have noticed by now that this is what Cincinnati ( hell the whole country ) is all about.

  The complaint's of the few ruin it for everyone else.

  It seems that it is the same 1% ( if that ) of the population that is always bitching about things like this.

  So I suggest that the rest of us 99% chip in to buy a small corner of the country for these people to live. That way they can have everything just the way they want it : no T.V.'s , Magazines, guns, video games or whatever else they complain about. OR they could just become AMISH and live that way.

  All I know is that these people really piss me off. They evidently don't believe in freedom of anything.

Besides, most 12 or 14 year old boys already have at least one porno mag stashed away.  (Or maybe that was just me.)

Get with the times, man!  12-year-olds don't need magazines when they can get lightning-fast porn on the internet!

 

  Come on guys, you had to have noticed by now that this is what Cincinnati ( hell the whole country ) is all about.

Yeah, Cincinnati has a reputation to uphold! :|

  HEY, WHAT THE HELL IS MY WIFE DOING IN THIS MAGAZINE!!!!!! :-o

What a bunch of drooling heteros! Can't you guys control your impulses? :roll:

 

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Grasscat, I think I saw the same cheesy news coverage.  Did it take place at Newport (AMC Theatre) and they interviewed some over reactive mom in a minivan?  These parents are ignorant if they think their 12-14 year old kids haven't viewed Maxim.  It is no different.

 

BTW, I was downtown this afternoon and grabbed two copies near the Aronoff after I ate at First Watch.  The first issue is always a collector's item.  One is to be put away and the other is to read ;) on the plane tomorrow.

Cincinnati has another local magazine, Cincinnati Gentlemen. This was the one I was thinking UMM was at first. A bit different than UMM for us up-scale males. ;-) I was reading it at the eye doctor this morning, until my eyes got dilated and then I couldn't read anything.

 

http://www.cincygentlemen.com/

^ Thanks, glad to find another local magazine.  I might subscribe to this one too.  Ironically I have never seen it in the news stands.  Cincinnati Magazine is probably the most popular local magazine.

<i>So I suggest that the rest of us 99% chip in to buy a small corner of the country for these people to live.</i>

 

I think I'd prefer to build a large spaceship. Then we convince the 1% that the world is doomed (they'd believe that, most of them already seem to think so), and that we want them to be the first to our new planet in order to colonize it with upright, moral people (since they are the backbone of society). Then we tell them the rest of us will be along shortly...

 

(Apologies to Douglas Adams, though he'd likely approve)

        So I suggest that the rest of us 99% chip in to buy a small corner of the country for these people to live. 

 

I thought Cincinnati was that small corner!  (j/k!)

        So I suggest that the rest of us 99% chip in to buy a small corner of the country for these people to live. 

 

I thought Cincinnati was that small corner!  (j/k!)

 

Ahhh... The feeling of jealousy is so hard to ignore. ;) jk!

Grasscat, I think I saw the same cheesy news coverage.  Did it take place at Newport (AMC Theatre) and they interviewed some over reactive mom in a minivan?  These parents are ignorant if they think their 12-14 year old kids haven't viewed Maxim.  It is no different.

 

Oops...I guess I just blew right by this message.  Yeah, that was the TV report I was talking about.

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^Catholic school girls were the "easiest" in my area too.

"You don't just walk into a bar and mix it up by calling a girl fat" - buildingcincinnati speaking about new forumers

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Are you an editor for UMM magazine? Just curious...

In UMM the girls look kinda kentuckish.  It seems to be geared toward the 12-21 yo boy. The 80's wrestling article was cool though. Guess I am just too sophisticated for that now 8-)

I'll take my Wooster Gentleman's mag, thank you.

 

Nice Iron Maiden avatar, Maximillian.

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