Here for your viewing enjoyment is my neighbor's "lovely" Christmas decorations. Enjoy!  :-D

Time to buy a new CO2 cartridge for the BB gun!!

I love the picture names "tacky"....LOL

I suggest a very sharp old-time straight razor.

It's good to know my neighborhood isn't alone in the infestation of inflatable decorations this year.  I'm sure there's some evil purchaser at Walmart/Target responsible for this crap.

I suggest a very sharp old-time straight razor.

 

Oh no Dear.  One must use a BB Gun.  Take the shot when the homeowner switches the light on, so it appears to be a mechanical/electrical malfunction.

I'm getting a great laugh from your responses! :D

Still doesn't beat my neighbor's decoration ;-)

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Well, they're at the other end of the block but you get the point.

Still doesn't beat my neighbor's decoration ;)

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Well, they're at the other end of the block but you get the point.

 

I'll have the lights cut off in there, if you keep it up!

If it makes them happy, I think you can put up with it for a few weeks. All Christmas decorations are basically pretty kitsch and awful, when it comes right down to it.

If it makes them happy, I think you can put up with it for a few weeks. All Christmas decorations are basically pretty kitsch and awful, when it comes right down to it.

 

Well some are more so than others but yes, I can put up with it. I think it's kind of funny. I told my son that if that's the worst they do we can consider ourselves lucky. :)

Some of my neighbors still have pumpkins sitting on their front steps along with the Christmas decorations! :/

If it makes them happy, I think you can put up with it for a few weeks. All Christmas decorations are basically pretty kitsch and awful, when it comes right down to it.

 

Well some are more so than others but yes, I can put up with it. I think it's kind of funny. I told my son that if that's the worst they do we can consider ourselves lucky. :)

Some of my neighbors still have pumpkins sitting on their front steps along with the Christmas decorations! :/

 

What kind of ungay neighborhood is this?

Certainly, I have much bigger fish to fry than the blowup Santas.  Like the people down the shore who installed a functioning miniature lighthouse this summer that seems to run 24/7.  They're getting an anonymous letter soon.

Certainly, I have much bigger fish to fry than the blowup Santas.  Like the people down the shore who installed a functioning miniature lighthouse this summer that seems to run 24/7.  They're getting an anonymous letter soon.

 

pictures please

I bought some of those Phillips Solar Lights from Target this year to decorate our one bush out front.  The d@mn things are p!ssing me off cause some days, one of the strands decides not to come on, but it's never the same one consistently.  It's like they decide on which one gets a vacation day or something.  As a Christmas decoration perfectionist, these do not get my seal of approval, especially considering they were $20 per strand!

I bought some of those Phillips Solar Lights from Target this year to decorate our one bush out front.  The d@mn things are p!ssing me off cause some days, one of the strands decides not to come on, but it's never the same one consistently.  It's like they decide on which one gets a vacation day or something.  As a Christmas decoration perfectionist, these do not get my seal of approval, especially considering they were $20 per strand!

 

Set the bush on fire and put a moses statue in front of it and call it a day!  :angel:

I bought some of those Phillips Solar Lights from Target this year to decorate our one bush out front. The d@mn things are p!ssing me off cause some days, one of the strands decides not to come on, but it's never the same one consistently. It's like they decide on which one gets a vacation day or something. As a Christmas decoration perfectionist, these do not get my seal of approval, especially considering they were $20 per strand!

 

Set the bush on fire and put a moses statue in front of it and call it a day! :angel:

 

Hahaha.  I think the property manager would not be too thrilled with that.  Well, you all can just know that if you happen to go by my house, it's not my fault if some of the lights are off!

I bought some of those Phillips Solar Lights from Target this year to decorate our one bush out front.  The d@mn things are p!ssing me off cause some days, one of the strands decides not to come on, but it's never the same one consistently.  It's like they decide on which one gets a vacation day or something.  As a Christmas decoration perfectionist, these do not get my seal of approval, especially considering they were $20 per strand!

 

Set the bush on fire and put a moses statue in front of it and call it a day!  :angel:

 

LMAO.... MTS, if you and I were to ever hang out sometime, I think we would do some serious damage.

I bought some of those Phillips Solar Lights from Target this year to decorate our one bush out front.  The d@mn things are p!ssing me off cause some days, one of the strands decides not to come on, but it's never the same one consistently.  It's like they decide on which one gets a vacation day or something.  As a Christmas decoration perfectionist, these do not get my seal of approval, especially considering they were $20 per strand!

 

Set the bush on fire and put a moses statue in front of it and call it a day!  :angel:

 

LMAO.... MTS, if you and I were to ever hang out sometime, I think we would do some serious damage.

 

I dont do group activities.  I'm a left handed Aries.  We do our dirt on the DL!

I bought some of those Phillips Solar Lights from Target this year to decorate our one bush out front. The d@mn things are p!ssing me off cause some days, one of the strands decides not to come on, but it's never the same one consistently. It's like they decide on which one gets a vacation day or something. As a Christmas decoration perfectionist, these do not get my seal of approval, especially considering they were $20 per strand!

 

Set the bush on fire and put a moses statue in front of it and call it a day! :angel:

 

LMAO.... MTS, if you and I were to ever hang out sometime, I think we would do some serious damage.

 

I dont do group activities. I'm a left handed Aries. We do our dirt on the DL!

 

So if I arrive home to a burning bush and a statue of Moses, I'll know who to go after!

I bought some of those Phillips Solar Lights from Target this year to decorate our one bush out front.  The d@mn things are p!ssing me off cause some days, one of the strands decides not to come on, but it's never the same one consistently.  It's like they decide on which one gets a vacation day or something.  As a Christmas decoration perfectionist, these do not get my seal of approval, especially considering they were $20 per strand!

 

Set the bush on fire and put a moses statue in front of it and call it a day!  :angel:

 

LMAO.... MTS, if you and I were to ever hang out sometime, I think we would do some serious damage.

 

I dont do group activities.  I'm a left handed Aries.  We do our dirt on the DL!

 

So if I arrive home to a burning bush and a statue of Moses, I'll know who to go after!

 

I bought some of those Phillips Solar Lights from Target this year to decorate our one bush out front. The d@mn things are p!ssing me off cause some days, one of the strands decides not to come on, but it's never the same one consistently. It's like they decide on which one gets a vacation day or something. As a Christmas decoration perfectionist, these do not get my seal of approval, especially considering they were $20 per strand!

 

Set the bush on fire and put a moses statue in front of it and call it a day! :angel:

 

LMAO.... MTS, if you and I were to ever hang out sometime, I think we would do some serious damage.

 

I dont do group activities. I'm a left handed Aries. We do our dirt on the DL!

 

So if I arrive home to a burning bush and a statue of Moses, I'll know who to go after!

 

 

Heh.  I think that movie is coming up on our Netflix queue soon.

I wish there was a way to make a flaming Santa's sleigh in the sky a la National Lampoon Christmas Vacation. With actual flames or a good simulation of em. And without involving any anti-terrorism units.